Dorky Talk + Sephora + Sweet Deal

Any accountant knows there are several inventory methods in accounting. There is First In, First Out (FIFO), Last In, First Out (LIFO), etc. I operate on the LIFO method with makeup. I always use the most recent stuff I bought (unless I sort of hate it, then I regress). This means you'll often hear me talk about products I recently bought but I do still have lots of awesome past products that I still use and will share scoop about because they rule. I'm almost out of Spring 2009 MAC Trip stories so yay for you :)

The good news is I have ordered a few new goodies from Sephora. Obviously, I had to take advantage of the $50 free shipping! HA! Click the names to review them, for sure! One is the Benefit PosieTint ($28) suggested by a blog reader! Yay!


Another is the Too Faced Shadow Insurance ($17).


So I'm going to take this opportunity to tell one of my el favorito makeup stories like EVER... Alright, so we've all dated a cute jacka$$ or two in our lifetime. My friend, who shall remain nameless (LOL) once dated this ADORABLE farmboy from Des Moines area. He was cute, had a hot tractor and stuff, and somehow had a Southern accent although he grew up in rural Central Iowa. Weird. Also, I dated his cute friend, who was of equal jacka$$ness but without the tractor...although he did train horses and wear a cowboy hat and have the same accent...ANYWAY...!!! SOOO she had literally just started liking makeup and had gone to a MAC store in DSM shortly before dating said farmboy/jacka$$. Come to find out his mom was a MAC REPRESENTATIVE and loved her!! So the mom gave her a whole freakin' TRAINCASE FULL OF MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have no idea how many shadows, blushes, lipsticks, etc etc etc were in that damn thing! Needless to say, the relationship didn't work out but we've done many, many, many a hot makeover with that case o' tricks!!!!! This is why I loved MAC in the first place.

I'd like to tell you there is more of a point to this story...but there is really not! Only that sometimes yes, you do date idiots but it's totally worth the hassle if a) he's cute and b) his mom gives you a train case full of rockin' makeup! The End.

Sooooo, I anxiously await my Sephora purchases! My MAC stories are over for the week so I will find something else bueno to blog about... :) :) :) Oh, I know.

Until next time, chicas, you gotta "let your soulshine, it's better than sunshine, it's better than moonshine. it's damn sure better than rain..." (Soulshine, Allman Brothers Band)

Rock on & xoxo,
~ann~